Monday, 22 April 2013

#Flashfiction and free short story 'Rhys Has A Crush'


New release ~

'Rhys Has A Crush' by Melanie Tushmore
Free short story from Storm Moon Press






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Blurb

Nineteen-year-old wannabe rockstar Rhys spends his days hanging out and drinking with his garage band in his friend's house. 

It's not like there's anything else to do in their boring home town.

Then Seb's older brother appears; a gorgeous vision in tight, black clothing, and long dark hair. 


Rhys is instantly attracted, though his attempts to flirt with the mysterious Damien don't go all that well. 

So Rhys resorts to a fail safe plan: steal Damien's phone number, and send him anonymous love-texts.

What could possibly go wrong?


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Excerpt


Lucky for me, Seb left his phone lying around his house. It’d been easy to swipe it, copy Damien’s number, and save it to my own phone. 

But I wasn’t going to use my phone; I wasn’t that dumb. From the mall, I purchased a cheap model phone, and a pack of new SIM cards. Genius. 

When I was home alone on Tuesday night, I set up my new anonymous, stalker-intent phone, and entered Damien’s number in. 

I almost put a pet name in the ID – something like Lust God, or Sex On Legs – then I told myself to get a grip, and focus.

First part of operation ‘Entrap Damien’ had begun...


© Melanie Tushmore



Sunday, 10 March 2013

Tush's Birthday Fic Prompt


Tush's Birthday Fic Prompt!

Ends 30th March




The end of March brings my birthday, and it looks like my main birthday present will be a new tooth filling root canal (oh goody goody!) :o/

Real-life has been a mega drag lately, so I thought I'd make use of my lovely writerly friends and tap your talent & wizardly fingers to help me escape drab reality!

WRITE ME A BIRTHDAY FIC!!!

Pretty please? 

It doesn't have to be a full story; even just a scene would be cool. I promise I will love your effort. Be it funny, serious, fantasy or abstract, I want to see it! 

Preferably M/M, as I like to read about men, please. Doesn't have to have smexin' in it. I'm all for lust-filled looks, crushes, or loving gazes from afar. Drabble length; it's all good!



Below I'm going to list some themes I like, and also put in photo prompts. Feel free to run wild, or use your own ideas.

My birthday is the end of the month (March) and I'll run this contest until Sunday 30th March. Please post a link to your offering in the comments section on this blog post. You can post whenever your fic is ready, and feel free to write as many as you want!
(I'm being hopeful, here!)


And now, without further ado, the inspiration prompts!



Prompt 1: Ancient Egypt, specifically, ANUBIS. Gold-sheened, tan male bodies in short skirts, sandals, and metal jewelery. Mmm.
 

    


Prompt 2 Mermen! Slippery wet scales, the sea, long drifting hair, and nubile bodies :3
Or men in water, bathing! Water is good in general. 









 Prompt 3:   Bad boy rockers! Unstable, unhinged, a little beat up and in need of rescue!





 Prompt 4Any rockstar band-fic in general, actually. Whatever you fancy!













Prompt 5: Red-haired men



And those are my prompts!



Thank you!

*waits patiently by computer* 








Sunday, 3 March 2013

Crucifox UK Word Glossary

For those who aren't familiar with Brit-speak, I've compiled a handy word glossary while writing the Crucifox series. If there are any other words you were confused by, let me know and I'll include them in the glossary!

Crucifox are from London, England. There are no 'cor blimey, guv'nor's, but there are lots of other words and phrases. Brandon is from Glasgow, Scotland.

Enjoy! (or "knock yourself out", as we'd say.)










Crucifox Word Glossary

Argy bargy – Fight, Drama, a 'to do'
Arsed – Bothered
Awright – Hello
Cabbie – Taxi driver
Chod, Turd, Poo, To 'take a dump' – Shit
Chuffed – Pleased (Not to be confused with 'Chuff' – Vagina)
Flat, Bedsit – Apartment
Gob – Mouth
Greasy Spoon – Café
Handy – Useful
Jo Ho – Jehovah's Witness
Knickers – Female underwear
Leary – Aggressive
Loo, Lav, Bog, Shitter, Bathroom – Toilet
Lift – Elevator
Nancy, Fanny – Wimp
Nick – Steal
Paddy, Strop – Tantrum
Pants, Kecks – Underwear
Pull, Pulling, to 'cop off'  – To score a date
Rolf – Vomit
Row, Barney – Fight, Argument
Sarnie – Sandwich
Scrap, Ruck, Tussle, Shillelagh's law, To 'deck someone' – Fight
Skint – Broke
Spliff, Jazz Fag – Joint, Marajuana
Tory – Conservative Political Party
Trousers, Trewsers, Strides – Legwear
Weed, puff, henry, ninebar – Marajuana
Whinge, Gripe – Complain



Crucifox Phrases

Argy, Eggy, To 'get a cob on' – Bad Mood
A bollocking, to 'tear them a new one' – A telling off, to have a go at someone
Betty swollocks – Sweaty bollocks
Bog Wash – Stick someone's head down a toilet
Do you want a belt in the gob? – Be quiet
Eh up – Hello / Check that out
Flapping – Fussing
Have a paddy / strop on – Throw a tantrum
Have it off / Cop off – A romantic encounter
If you can be arsed – If you wouldn't mind
Tit about – Mess about
Up the duff – Pregnant
You what? – I beg your pardon?



Crucifox Curse Words

Bollocks, Balls, Knackers, Nads, Goolies – Testicles
Bugger, Roger, To 'go in the back door' – Anal Sex
Chuff, Twat, Fanny, Flaps, Minge – Vagina
Dick, Prick, Todger, Tackle – Penis
Dickhead, Plank, Berk, Git, Twat, Tit – Idiot
Fuck, Shag, On The Job, To 'have it off'  – Sex
Wank, Toss – Masturbate
Wanker, Tosser – Masturbator


Brandon's from Glasgow

Aye – Yes
Away wi' ye – Go away / Be quiet
Eejit – Idiot
Eh? – I beg your pardon?
Hauld yer wheecht – Be quiet
Houe you – Hey, you
Nae borra – No bother
Scunnered – Drunk
Stander – Erection
Trewsers – Trousers
Wee – Small






Friday, 1 March 2013

Crucifox #1: The Green-Eyed Monster

Crucifox #1: The Green-Eyed Monster is out now!





Buy the e-book from Storm Moon Press here

(Paperback copy available approx. end of March 2013)


Novel categories: gay, bi sexual, rockstars, humour





Blurb



Sky Somers is an ex-traveller; the son of a folk musician and a new age hippy. Sky's form of rebellion is electric guitars, and he wants his own band. His desire is to set the world to rights through music. 

Brandon Cruikshank is new to London, recently arrived from Glasgow. Charismatic, charming; a natural born performer. Brandon is openly bisexual, with a penchant for dressing in women's clothes. His desire is to be adored.
From the moment Sky meets Brandon, he knows he has to have him. Brandon, in turn, wants Sky. But that's when it becomes clear they both have very different desires in mind. Brandon wants Sky as a lover, yet Sky only wants Brandon as a singer in his band. 

Misunderstanding set aside—or apparently so—Brandon and Sky become firm friends. To escape equally troubled pasts and families, they change their names. Now, Brandon Fox and Sky St. Clair are ready to take over the world.
As the years roll on, Brandon's desire for Sky still simmers, waiting. Then a chance night sharing a hotel room sparks the desire between them, and this time, Brandon wants it all. Sky has never explored his desires before. Now, the passion and jealousy Brandon has unleashed in him threatens to shake the whole band apart.





© Melanie Tushmore





The Crucifox blog tour:

Fans, Groupies & 'Band Aids' - Babes in Boyland

Rockstars & The Spirit of Rock - Well Read

Band Leaders & Managers - Pants Off

Gigs From Hell! - Bending The Bookshelf

Why Brandon is Scottish - The Armchair Reader


Attraction & Desire - Joyfully Jay


More to come!  







Crucifox is also proudly taking part in the #bandslash blog tour, currently happening every #MusicMonday in March. 

The Crucifox blog post is coming up Monday 18th March, hosted by Z. Allora Allora. 


Do be sure to check out all the #bandslash blog tour posts by each and every band-fic author. 

It's a veritable rockstar slash fest!






Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Tush's Ten with author Jordan L Hawk



Tush's Ten Questions – Jordan L. Hawk






Five about the author

1. Who are you, and where do you come from?

I’m Jordan L. Hawk, and I come from a long line of badass, bootlegging, take-no-prisoners wild women. I grew up in rural North Carolina and currently live outside of Charlotte with three of the world’s dumbest cats.


2. What inspires you?

Music, nature, art, history, folklore...life!


3. Describe your writing style in three words:

Action, romance, horror


4. I absolutely loved your novel, Hainted. What inspired the story? How did the idea start?

Thank you! A bit over a decade ago, I wrote a short story, which would become the genesis of Hainted. I wanted to write something with a bit of magic in it, set in the area where I grew up. The story itself was really different from Hainted, but it featured a farmer named Dan taking care of his younger brother and sister after the deaths of their parents. I liked the setting and characters, and I wanted to write a longer work about them. I figured out Dan was gay, and his love interest would be a hot gothy guy more used to the big city than rural life, and even that the love interest was looking for help against some big bad wizard. But that was it.

I poked at the idea now and again over the years, but something was missing. I tried to figure out the different rules of the world, what sort of magical/paranormal abilities there were, but it just didn’t go anywhere.

So I gave up. Set it aside and didn’t think about it for years. Until one day, while I was out exercising, I randomly remembered the story and suddenly realized they were neo-shamans who escorted the dead to the afterlife. That was the missing element. I whipped out my little pocket notebook and started scribbling. By the time I was done, I had five pages of notes, and the story that had languished for over ten years was suddenly on fire and moving forward.







5. What’s next in store for you?

I’m currently working on Threshold, the sequel to Widdershins. I’ve also got four more novellas to write in the SPECTR series. I’ve got a ménage short story coming out next week, “Heart of the Dragon,” which is by far the hottest thing I’ve written yet.



Five about the book

Hunter of Demons is the first in the Spectr series by Jordan L. Hawk.





1. Tell us a little about the story. What inspired it?

Here’s another one where the seed lay in my subconscious for years without germinating. When vampires got really popular a while back, I wondered if there was anything left to say about them. One of the things that struck me was that no one—as far as I knew, anyway—had tackled their folkloric origins as body-hopping demons, who possessed whatever corpse was at hand and kept doing it until the village was dead or the vampire trapped. (Stakes, for example, were originally meant to pin the vampire in place in the coffin and keep it from roaming around, not to destroy it in some fashion.)

I had an idea...but not a story. And so it stayed nothing but a vague idea, until one day I started to wonder what would happen if one of these vampire spirits possessed a dead person—just as that person was revived with modern medicine. Would they both end up having to share the same body? How would they feel about it? How would they deal with it?

From there, it was just a matter of building the world around the concept.


2. This is the first of a series? What’s next in store? Will there be more of the same characters, or brand new ones?

There will be a total of six novellas in the SPECTR series. I structured the series a bit like a season of television: each episode has its “monster of the week,” but there is an overall story arc with a big bad and an epic confrontation at the end. One of the things I had to plan out from the beginning was how the web of relationships between the three protagonists—John, Caleb, and Gray—will work out, and how to pace it through multiple installments.

Which is a long-winded way of saying “yes, more of the same characters.”  


3. Why are stories with horror so appealing? What is it you like, and how did you get into writing it (so well!)?

Thank you! I’ve always read horror: when I was little, there was a series of kid’s books called “Alfred Hitchcock presents” (not to be confused with the TV series of the same name) that I read over and over again. I devoured stories about werewolves and curses and nameless horrors, alongside high fantasy and mystery. Heck, even my favorite nursery stories were the more horrific ones: Grimm’s “The Almond Tree” (also called “The Juniper Tree”) includes the murder of a child, followed by cannibalism. Somehow all of these things got mashed up together in my head, so my favourite stories contain elements of both paranormal and horror.

As for why are they so appealing...for me it’s because supernatural horror invokes the imagination, just as fantasy and paranormal romance does. It does it in a darker fashion, of course, but it’s another side of the same emotion of wonder and discovery. It still appeals to my geeky side. Which is also probably why I find slasher horror and religiously-themed horror boring.

(The exception to this would be author Jeff Strand’s horror novels, many of which have the slasher theme, but are absolutely hilarious. Yes, I said hilarious. I never thought I’d laugh at a scene where the protagonist is searching for a quarter in a severed head, either, but somehow Strand pulls it off.)


4. As a story comes in three parts, pick me three music videos that reflect how you feel the story goes.

Just three? ;) I make elaborate soundtracks for all of my works, so this is an easy one. I’m going to cheat a little though, and instead offer one song for each of the three main characters.

This is for Gray, the vampire spirit: “Trip the Darkness” by Lacuna Coil




This is for Caleb, the possessed twink with a bad attitude, who is seeing his life fall apart thanks to Gray: “Nothing Left for Me” by Spineshank





And for reasons that make no sense anywhere outside of my own skull, for John the hotshot federal exorcist we have “Automaton” by Abney Park:






5. If your book was a movie, or a music video, how would it go? Talk me through it ;p

Cue the dramatic lighting! Everything is very gritty, opening with an old southern house falling into ruin. It’s all shot with a very desaturated palette, until Gray comes bursting on the scene, then crank up the color. There’s a lot of people running, looking dramatic, and long hair flying in the wind. Then they get naked. Roll credits. ;)



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Excerpt

Caleb sat on the floor, trying not to think, trying not to feel.
The exorcism hadn’t worked. Of course it hadn’t; what had he expected from a bunch of Specs? Maybe it had all just been a show, trying to punish him for going unregistered.
What were they going to do with him now? Take him away, definitely. Lock him up somewhere, most likely. Wait for the monster inside him to take control permanently…maybe?
Something stirred within, a tiger awakened from a semi-doze. “Why would I do such a thing?”
Caleb pressed his lips together, but he couldn’t silence his thoughts. Demons—NHEs—whatever the fuck you wanted to call them—possessed people. Everyone, mal and normal alike, was warned from childhood not to strike bargains, not to do anything to attract the attention of etheric entities. Community relations officers came into schools twice a year: don’t do drugs, don’t drink and drive, don’t play with loaded guns, don’t summon demons. He’d never thought much about it, except as one of the perils of life, like looking both ways before crossing the street.
And now here he was. Doomed.
“Are all mortals so illogical?”
It was trying to trick him. The thing in his head, the thing which had killed Ben—
“Mortals are not prey. Our prey is demons. And now we are too late, and I cannot even smell it anymore.”
Not “our,” there wasn’t any “our,” no matter what the monster inside wanted him to think. And yet the urge to get up and run into the night, to track the demon down, to bite and kill, twisted around Caleb’s spine.
No. He dug his nails into his palms, hard. He was still human. He wouldn’t give in.

© Jordan L. Hawk